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searchingforknowledge:
Fifteen rape victims have formed...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cdc3b3ea987d44121b65d75a9922fc81/tumblr_mm1q05cVnQ1qc9c75o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gynocraticgrrl.tumblr.com/post/50833208639/searchingforknowledge-fifteen-rape-victims-have"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://searchingforknowledge.tumblr.com/post/49227853669/fifteen-rape-victims-have-formed-martial-arts"&gt;searchingforknowledge&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Fifteen rape victims have formed martial arts movement and are prepared to confront abusers if no one listens to their complaints…&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;A GROUP of women are fighting back against the sickening culture of rape which they say infects India. Fifteen determined females – all victims themselves – have trained in martial arts and are prepared to hand out rough justice if no one listens to their complaints. And the movement, called the Red Brigade, is growing rapidly following the gang rape and murder of medical student Jyoti Singh Pandey that horrified the world.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;In a nation where a woman is reportedly raped every 20 minutes, the group’s leader Usha Vishwakarma said: “We are fighting back – and the boot is now on the other foot.” Member Sufia Hashmi, 17, said: “We’ve caught a lot of men recently. I joined because men always used to pass comments on me and touch my body but now we beat them and they run.”&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Like the other members in the northern city of Lucknow, 25-year-old Usha has first-hand experience of the daily dangers women face in the huge nation – a teacher tried to rape her when she was 18. She said: “He grabbed me and tried to open my trousers. I kicked him in the crotch and ran.” Usha complained to staff but they told her to forget it and allowed her attacker to carry on teaching. She said: “Many parents tell girls to quit school so there will be no sexual violence. But we said no – this has to stop. We decided to form a group to fight for ourselves, not just complain.” &lt;a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/jyoti-singh-women-fight-back-1794444"&gt;MORE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50975437296</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50975437296</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 03:11:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>afternoonsnoozebutton:

mr-cappadocia:

You didn’t think too...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/799cbcca6d8665419ac27cf664690754/tumblr_mn3jqnOiao1sqafnvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afternoonsnoozebutton.com/post/50960814245/mr-cappadocia-you-didnt-think-too-deeply-about"&gt;afternoonsnoozebutton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mr-cappadocia.tumblr.com/post/50905395567/you-didnt-think-too-deeply-about-this-did-you-of"&gt;mr-cappadocia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You didn’t think too deeply about this did you? Of course not. If you were prone to thinking deeply about things… you probably wouldn’t be a Feminist, now would you?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m screaming “THAT’S THE POINT THAT’S LITERALLY THE POINT YOU JUST MADE THE EXACT POINT” at my computer screen right now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50974715314</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50974715314</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 02:51:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b4efd73c3b67ee2c7e7b670d09612c4/tumblr_mn1kf4vThY1qf9d0oo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50974654376</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50974654376</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 02:50:08 -0400</pubDate><category>sex riot</category><category>sex riot commencing</category><category>T minus negative 6 seconds</category><category>someone kill me now</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/279d02a517a56340d9df909ddf787a20/tumblr_mh8zjqYBhk1qgdakfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50973704855</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50973704855</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 02:26:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&amp;#8220;Wistfully kicks a chipmunk&amp;#8221;</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Wistfully kicks a chipmunk&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50951347796</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50951347796</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:00:30 -0400</pubDate><category>liveblogging ethics class</category></item><item><title>How do you know something? I know where my car is parked. But &amp;#8220;everytime you park your car you...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;How do you know something? I know where my car is parked. But &amp;#8220;everytime you park your car you are entering the great stolen car lottery. So do you really know where your car is?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50947637583</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50947637583</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:13:37 -0400</pubDate><category>liveblogging ethics class</category></item><item><title>&amp;#8220;If you don&amp;#8217;t have a serious stimulant addiction&amp;#8230; You should cultivate one. For...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;If you don&amp;#8217;t have a serious stimulant addiction&amp;#8230; You should cultivate one. For the purposes of this class.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50941657282</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50941657282</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 18:55:15 -0400</pubDate><category>liveblogging ethics class</category></item><item><title>I think I want to live blog my ethics class. Cause there have been so many drug references....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I think I want to live blog my ethics class. Cause there have been so many drug references. &amp;#8220;You can&amp;#8217;t take a tab of acid and slog through this course.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50941506809</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50941506809</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 18:53:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>yourfriendlyneighborhoodsatan:

I really want there to be like a proper bad guy movie. Like where...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourfriendlyneighborhoodsatan.tumblr.com/post/49484825654/i-really-want-there-to-be-like-a-proper-bad-guy"&gt;yourfriendlyneighborhoodsatan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I really want there to be like a proper bad guy movie. Like where the bad guy wins but not like megamind where he turns all soft but one where the hero dies or something and the bad guy actually takes over the world and enslaves the human race or whatever their plan is and nothing else&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50937172475</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50937172475</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 17:57:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cc65fc9120eefd9819740bc17ce646b0/tumblr_mn2ypzaiRK1qiaxzfo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b13d4782499b1d70060110cc7bd2e3a5/tumblr_mn2ypzaiRK1qiaxzfo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d2bc63f814b2f635dddebe2b3d384b6/tumblr_mn2ypzaiRK1qiaxzfo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/587388c2e82a140c3813fadc5129c8f5/tumblr_mn2ypzaiRK1qiaxzfo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d0486f8623807d92a80a7deeac6dcd1/tumblr_mn2ypzaiRK1qiaxzfo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4191161580a7f667b0df9acde7ad6a8/tumblr_mn2ypzaiRK1qiaxzfo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/98034fad54542c140f2bec08e02d8c02/tumblr_mn2ypzaiRK1qiaxzfo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/02ec7c88d144525b98a2138577dbfd04/tumblr_mn2ypzaiRK1qiaxzfo8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7d5708a50265428dc20c4616d5e6208/tumblr_mn2ypzaiRK1qiaxzfo9_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50935814920</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50935814920</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 17:40:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thatdanghippie:

sueting:

electroego:

and they say gay...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/235745c8c7e4a63e08f107d7ea5e9745/tumblr_mn0db52MyT1qbixxto1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatdanghippie.tumblr.com/post/50924879293/sueting-electroego-and-they-say-gay-marriage"&gt;thatdanghippie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sueting.tumblr.com/post/50838324066/electroego-and-they-say-gay-marriage-is"&gt;sueting&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electroego.tumblr.com/post/50828269090/and-they-say-gay-marriage-is-unnatural"&gt;electroego&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and they say gay marriage is unnatural &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i’m screaming so hard right now ^&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What the actual fuck.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;a whole raw potato&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;why?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50934815028</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50934815028</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 17:27:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>feministbecky:

sourcedumal:

shenaniganations:

This,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/913bb0fae7aee7a12388997bbbbe0ac2/tumblr_miawjjO6QM1rtn316o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://feministbecky.tumblr.com/post/50786335133/sourcedumal-shenaniganations-this"&gt;feministbecky&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sourcedumal.tumblr.com/post/43270651960/shenaniganations-this-though-for-real"&gt;sourcedumal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shenaniganations.tumblr.com/post/43210833438/this-though"&gt;shenaniganations&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This, though. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FOR REAL&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YES&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50934658100</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50934658100</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 17:25:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://asap-tran.tumblr.com/post/50605176639/life-hack"&gt;asap-tran&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://really-shit.tumblr.com/post/50600882267"&gt;really-shit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fuck&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50802175185</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50802175185</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 05:23:28 -0400</pubDate><category>i just</category><category>cant</category></item><item><title>llwlyn:

*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://llwlyn.tumblr.com/post/50748347711/tour-guide-voice-and-if-you-look-to-your-left"&gt;llwlyn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*tour guide voice* &lt;em&gt;and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50801901838</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50801901838</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 05:19:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gleeddicted:

the whole version ;)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe1142a25b6e91760c8a898a3185d39c/tumblr_mn0dqhqx8t1qficzho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gleeddicted.tumblr.com/post/50749656128/the-whole-version"&gt;gleeddicted&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the whole version ;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50771705130</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50771705130</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 20:36:11 -0400</pubDate><category>i screamed</category><category>my roommate does not understand my suffering</category></item><item><title>akittensblog:

hannawolfcross:

theghostparty:

pondermoofin:

va...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vngpGthG1qexy5qo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://akittensblog.tumblr.com/post/45468196169/hannawolfcross-theghostparty-pondermoofin"&gt;akittensblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hannawolfcross.tumblr.com/post/38362609605/theghostparty-pondermoofin-vaniirox-i"&gt;hannawolfcross&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theghostparty.tumblr.com/post/27282053192/pondermoofin-vaniirox-i-feel-so-bad-when"&gt;theghostparty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pondermoofin.tumblr.com/post/27081484636/vaniirox-i-feel-so-bad-when-any-guy-or-girl"&gt;pondermoofin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vaniirox.tumblr.com/post/26970056261/i-feel-so-bad-when-any-guy-or-girl-tries-to-date"&gt;vaniirox&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/i-feel-so-bad-when-any-guy-or-girl-tries-to-date-his-daughter"&gt;#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/because-you-show-up-at-their-door-and-her-dad-is-fuckin%27-Thor"&gt;#because you show up at their door and her dad is Thor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Look how badass he is while holding that baby&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="post_tags_wrapper_24548463425"&gt;&lt;span class="tags  draggable" id="post_tags_24548463425"&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/I-can-imagine-him-using-his-Thor-voice-on-her"&gt;#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/like-when-she%27s-crying-in-the-middle-of-the-night"&gt;#like when she’s crying in the middle of the night&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/I-can-imagine-him-using-his-Thor-voice-on-her"&gt;#WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/DO-YOU-REQUIRE-NOURISHMENT"&gt;#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/WHY-DOTH-YOU-TORMENT-ME-SO-PRECIOUS-ONE"&gt;#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IF HE BE WORTHY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SHALL POSSESS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THE BLESSING OF THOR&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span id="post_tags_wrapper_24702295029"&gt;&lt;span class="tags  draggable" id="post_tags_24702295029"&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh-i-followed-you-in-my-car-to-make-sure-you-paid-for-her-dinner-hehehehehehehehe"&gt;#ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh i followed you in my car to make sure you paid for her dinner hehehehehehehehe&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/i%27ll-literally-come-into-your-house-and-kill-you-if-you-break-her-heart"&gt;#i’ll literally come into your house and kill you if you break her heart&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/hehehehehehee"&gt;#hehehehehehee&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m64r9hRQS21qg5o4g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div id="wrc-float-icon"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What the hell.&lt;br/&gt;This is the greatest post in the universe.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it’s updated&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6v76tPGBk1qhr47r.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rebloggin for the comments.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tumblr, I can’t take you anywhere.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ALL of you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this just keeps getting better!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but it’ll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And she’ll be like “DAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Oh my god, dad…”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“HE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Dad… I’m not a queen! Stop it!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then Tom Loki Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and she’s like: “And YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Oh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“WELL DONE, BROTHER.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Dad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than once…”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“UNCLE TOM YOU DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“BROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“No, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, I’m never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Oh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“UNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Darling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“YES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Dad…”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“WHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Never mind. Thanks, good night.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://avengers" title="avengers"&gt;#And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://avengers" title="avengers"&gt;#helmets and all&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://avengers" title="avengers"&gt;#with their scepters and their capes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://avengers" title="avengers"&gt;#And she brings in this young guy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://avengers"&gt;#and they open the door&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://avengers" title="avengers"&gt;#And there’s her father and her godfather&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://avengers" title="avengers"&gt;#Tom smiling his ovary-bursting smile&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://avengers" title="avengers"&gt;#you know the evil one that’s also strangely sexy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://avengers" title="avengers"&gt;#And Chris has his hammer at the ready&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://avengers" title="avengers"&gt;#and they greet him&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://avengers"&gt;#calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://avengers" title="avengers"&gt;#talking about how he’ll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://avengers" title="avengers"&gt;#he never calls her back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m sorry&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but this just keeps getting better and better&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;EACH TIME I SEE THIS THERE ARE MORE WONDERFUL COMMENTS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;OMFG DIS POST. DEM COMMENTS /dying&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;It gets better every time!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="180" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m51t3hptJ51r5nmw3.gif" width="245"/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am CRYING oh my god&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[[And there will be that one guy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He won’t run or never call again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He’ll sit there and play along.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I, (insert name), swear on my very life that thine daughter, thine princess of Asgard shall return safely to you. My very life be forfeit at your hands if it be otherwise.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’ll be RDJ’s kid. His dad will have warned him about this long beforehand and quizzed him on it.]]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I didn’t even think it was possible for this post to get any better. Thanks for proving me wrong. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejp9iFs1k1rqfhi2o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50771361687</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50771361687</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 20:30:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
darren criss + being a freshmen at the university of michigan
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzfahzO2d11qcmtzco1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzfahzO2d11qcmtzco2_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzfahzO2d11qcmtzco3_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzfahzO2d11qcmtzco4_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href="http://darren-criss.tumblr.com/tagged/dcand"&gt;darren criss&lt;/a&gt; + being a freshmen at the university of michigan&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50770688191</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50770688191</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 20:20:06 -0400</pubDate><category>stop it</category><category>YOU'RE KILLING ME</category><category>oasjdngkjsnkjfnsiurf</category><category>zjndg</category></item><item><title>many-a-planet:

OHMYGODYES
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77f0f97f13fa38d2963f4f73a8eab558/tumblr_mlzqeeK42R1sn70iao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://many-a-planet.tumblr.com/post/49819006625/ohmygodyes"&gt;many-a-planet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OHMYGODYES&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50509479255</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50509479255</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 14:34:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab17cd9a62538028600ce66844609ea4/tumblr_mmlnb0jgn91r350t5o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e72341eb5a1e3b1d59220bfaf5acb8e/tumblr_mmlnb0jgn91r350t5o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/40667aecfa9f1dd2f1d406e1fadfada5/tumblr_mmlnb0jgn91r350t5o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f67f85afb459a2bedcbe2a9cfc8c212/tumblr_mmlnb0jgn91r350t5o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a21e21e15bb0b25b1ad3623a27c29e30/tumblr_mmlnb0jgn91r350t5o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bbf478808deff010b3005d945d627344/tumblr_mmlnb0jgn91r350t5o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50494949580</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50494949580</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 09:38:06 -0400</pubDate><category>loved this number</category><category>great song!</category></item><item><title>novur:

mysticfeather:


oceanaroll:


charleneeeeeee:


29knutst...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maixoqpIUO1rx1ii7o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://novur.tumblr.com/post/45675571739/mysticfeather-oceanaroll"&gt;novur&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mysticfeather.tumblr.com/post/32706260618/oceanaroll-charleneeeeeee"&gt;mysticfeather&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oceanaroll.tumblr.com/post/32657708480/charleneeeeeee-29knutstoasickle-break-a"&gt;oceanaroll&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://charleneeeeeee.tumblr.com/post/32263311481/29knutstoasickle-break-a-prop-just-put-it-back"&gt;charleneeeeeee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://29knutstoasickle.tumblr.com/post/31773240736/break-a-prop-just-put-it-back-and-walk-away-ha"&gt;29knutstoasickle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Emma’s reaction though &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sometimes it freaks me out how much like their characters they are. Emma’s very concerned, Dan saves the day, Rupert laughs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m never not reblogging this. They’re just so damn cute…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Whelp it’s back on my dash better reblog it again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50462779015</link><guid>http://tildemarco.tumblr.com/post/50462779015</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 21:24:20 -0400</pubDate><category>adorbs</category></item></channel></rss>
